#obvi mattsun

[iheartduckie]

slapping their butt (aoba johsai)

a/n - bye this is so funny lmfao and UNEDITED

oikawa toru | matsukawa issei | hanamaki takahiro | iwaizumi hajime | kunimi akira | kyotani kentaro

fluff + established relationship + pre-timeskip x gn! reader

warnings - you’re slapping butts, you’re getting your butt slapped, idk if i was on something or not when i wrote this but if your not comfy with that then don’t read it obvi!

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# 1 oikawa toru

- is so OFFENDED! when he turns to face you and sees you trying to hide your laughter, he tries to give you a blank stare and feign intimidating vibes. although, your infectious laughter causes him to laugh too. as your running away to try and escape, he grabs your arm to pull you closer to him, “get over here, love, you’re not getting away that easily” and then really ‘hits it till he breaks’. probably starts laughing at you when he sees you rubbing your butt to soothe your pain.

#2 matsukawa issei

- he freaking laughs. like, you hit him pretty hard too, and you were so confused when you heard his laughter. yea, he leaned forward a little, but for the most part, he just shakes it off as nothing and continues on with what he’s been doing. weeks later, when you're talking to a good friend of yours, he decides to come up behind you and slap your butt. hard. you let out a yelp of surprise while mattsun and your friend bursted out laughing.

#3 hanamaki takahiro

- you don’t even get to slap his butt, HE KNEW BEFORE YOU HAD THE CHANCE- curiosity plagued your th0ughts when your hand slapped nothing but thin air, as you looked up to meet his stupid grin. “this is definitely interesting, right?” he asked, before grabbing your suspended hand and dragging you along his way. when you let your guard down and eased up after a short time walking, he playfully slapped your butt when you least expected it.

#4 iwaizumi hajime

- after he didn’t see you passing by him in the hall, you decided to slap his butt and run away. immediately blaming oikawa, he yelled profanities at him before makki and mattsun ratted you out. queue him looking around his surroundings, spotting you, saying “there you are,” rolling up his sleeves, and fast-walking towards you. by the end of the passing period, the two of you ended up at the guidance counselor’s office, promising to not slap each other’s butts on school grounds- while you iced your butt.

#13 kunimi akira

- poor boy was just laying on his tummy, chilling in bed and scrolling thru his phone, when you came up behind him to smack his butt before laying down next to him. while rubbing his butt, he looked over and asked “the fck did you do that for?” he didn’t expect for you to say that his butt was nice and squishy- giving you a soft smile, and calling you a “weirdo” under his breath, he sets his phone down and pulls you closer, taking an unexpected nap together.

#16 kyotani kentaro

- you’ve lost a bet with mattsun and makki, and as a punishment, you had to go slap your boyfriend’s butt. with him having a soft spot for you, you thought that you could get away with that unharmed. although, kyoken did not hesitate to throw a volleyball at you (not that hard tho- but it was also a head shot). “why are you like this, babe?” he asks, before letting you get a running head start because swiggity swooty, he’s coming for that booty.

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ohhhhkayyyy what was i on this was funny but what was i on

reblogs help others see my work + feedback is greatly appreciated!

[xoxo-iska]

Oikawa kpop stan hcs

(as someone who’s been a kpop stan since 2009)

((this came to me like a vision and i hope at least one person sees the vision too i just rly needed to get this out of my system))

Stans TWICE. His bias is Sana, and his bias wrecker is Nayeon.

Hooked since Signal era - also his favorite single bc alien concepts - and he was so happy when it won SOTY and best female group dance performance like wow what a time to be alive and stan TWICE 🤧🤟

Gym bro seeing Oikawa’s intense workout face: I wonder what he’s listening to

Oikawa’s blue earphones: signal bonae signal bonae jjirit jjirit jjirit jjirit

As a world-class athlete, Oikawa’s somewhat of a celebrity himself and could earnestly have a chance to date one of them, but he would never overstep his boundaries as a fan

It always comes up in his interviews, and while he unashamedly proclaims Sana as his bias, he always consistently emphasizes that he is a pure ONCE and would never even dream of actually starting a relationship with any of them

Chronically online and super updated with their activities

Most of his chosen walkout songs for games is just him cycling through TWICE discography tbh

Genuinely loves j-line’s name as MiSaMo over MiMoSa “they’re alcohol free!!” he tweets one day out of passive-aggressiveness

Oikawa has his professional vball account and his private stantwt account. When he posted on the wrong account the first time, his moots actually didn’t believe it like wdym oomf is a world-class volleyball athlete??

After that he started being less careful about it and would frequently post on the wrong accounts and he’s always making headlines bc of it.

Whenever one of his ults has a comeback you can bet that Oikawa starts trending in the vball community but bc of kpop reasons 😭

Oikawa’s ult soloist is IU since Boo era and is super proud and somewhat salty about it for those who liked her after IU became more mainstream.

Like he’s so stuck up about it like if you talk to him about IU and you dont know the old classics like Marshmallow? Only I Didn’t Know? Someday from Dream High? Okay, fake Uaena 🙄

Also rly salty about how Hold my hand -one of his fave IU OSTs- only became more popular in recent years despite it being released in 2011

Pretends he’s above it bc he thinks it makes him seem basic but he’s a sucker for Good Day and always imitates the three high notes and wrecks his throat

Has both Japanese and Korean versions memorized for karaoke

Also practiced his damn best back in high school in his free time to get the male dancer’s choreography down bc he had a delulu phase like maybe he could dance with IU one day

Guaranteed way to make him cry tho is play Love Wins All or Dear Name

Like rly full out sobbing

Watched The Golden Hour concert live in Seoul but also watched the movie in theater multiple times.

Also binge watched all of IU’s dramas and absolutely loves Dream High, he finds old kdramas so camp and he unironically loves it so much

Recently tho he’s started liking Chuu

Didn’t rly stan Loona but had always liked Heart Attack

Chuu went solo and he loved her and stanned her even more when he discovered the drama with her leaving Loona

“strawberry rush truther” is his bio on his official vball twitter for a solid 3 wks when it’s released

But rly, Oikawa was born in 1994 so obvi was around and grew up with 2nd gen aka the golden age of kpop

His 2nd gen queens are Wonder Girls and KARA like yas Tell Me?? Step??

Guilty pleasure is Orange Caramel. Catallena and Magic Girl are his jam

There was a phase in high school where he was able to get Makki and Matsun to do the Catallena intro adlib screams with him and it pissed Iwa off to no end like they’d do it at the most inopportune times

Like Oikawa would get a service ace in during practice and scream “HA!” at the top of his lungs. Cue Makki and Mattsun scrambling from wherever they are, sprinting into formation at either side of Oikawa doing their own ridiculous rendition of “HA!” with poses and all

Oh speaking of 2nd gen queens, he stans SJJD more than SNSD. He’s of the opinion that Girls’ Generation Japanese discography is superior and he actually got to know them through their Japanese releases first compared to their Korean releases

He’s proud to say that he saw them live when they were still 9

Publicly an OT8 SONE but privately can’t get over OT9

Probably owns several pairs of blanc and eclare sunglasses he wears whenever he goes out incognito

Had a mental breakdown on twitter over Sooyoung’s jpop idol (re)debut

Another one of his jpop/kpop queens is BoA, but more of like in the nostalgic sense since she was more active in Japan when he was still young. One of his core memories is watching Inuyasha up late at night and waking up to the ED Every Heart playing

Also Fairy Tail??? Masayume Chasing banger OP.

But fr, post-timeskip, man is STRESSED whenever concerts are announced like he needs to stop himself from buying plane tickets back to Japan whenever JP concerts are announced

Also he is DEFINITELY doing all the mainstream dance challenges on TikTok

Unironically considers being able to do a dance challenge with MiSaMo as one of the peak moments of his volleyball career - his vball fame truly has gotten him so far and made him a successful fan

[heich0e]

iwa is stiff and awkward the entire time.

HAHAHA YES.

imagine him being the one getting pulled into hostess clubs the most (Oikawa thinks it’ll him, but no, sorry bb). he’d try and refuse respectfully while trying to keep his composure, but Makki and Mattsun are just there pushing him. ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)

(obvi can’t go in cause they’re still underaged but that won’t stop girls from gravitating towards our lil spikey guy)

— 🦊 Anon

IWA WAS 100% THE HOST TARGET and he was SOOOOOOO BLUSHY AND FLUSTERED but he'd always be so so SO polite to them which only made them tease him more oh my GODDDD

your brain is so big and powerful i am in awe!!

[aiiwa]

my favourite headcanon about nojime is that iwa and i are the first serious relationship in his friend group. we are literally mother and father of friends (he is the mum obvi). but it means sometimes we’ll wake up in the middle of the night to find either oikawa, mattsun or makki trying to slide in between us on our bed after a break up or failed date 😭😹😹😹😹

[undermattsun-archive]

i act like i’m ok but rlly i need a middle blocker to give me head

[kaijime]

i’m thinking about morning sex with mattsun 🥺🥺 soft touches and hard kisses (and the horsecock obvi) 😩

morning sex with mattsun

cw. f!reader, morning sex, consented somnophilia, oral [giving/receiving], face fucking, praise, face sitting, [one] thigh slapping, daddy kink

wc. 800+

a/n. morning sex w mr horsecock <33

the little ray of sunshine blinds you, making you shudder yourself to a wake and cover your face with your hand. it still feels too early to wake up, and yet, the few steps it took to close the curtains bring you new energy. you convince yourself to lay back down on the bed, try and sleep a few more hours, just like he does.

yet, your curious eyes get the best of you, putting the covers under your face and looking down to see him, briefs hanging low on his sleeping body. you can’t help thinking about him, now that you’ve got the smallest idea of him, he’s infested your mind.

soon, you’re filled with thoughts of his hands on your body, his heavy cock inside your little hole. it always took so much prep to get you ready for him, and even then your thighs would shake and you would whine about how it was too much, cumming around him without the need for more friction. but he wasn’t doing any of that right now. he simply slept on his side, a light snoring sound accompanied the occasional rise of his chest.

“mattsun?” you called out, trying to find any signs of him faking his slumber. he didn’t do anything, still the same unconscious frown on his face as he sighed in his sleep. your shift to sit on his lap, turning him on his back and leaning your hands on his chest, still no signs. perfect.

you slowly crawl down his body, putting the sheets over you when you finally lay on your stomach with his crotch close to your face. your feet are kicking in the air, knowing he’d be so delighted with his curries once he woke up.

you take off his briefs, just enough to see his soft cock and start licking at the tip. it doesn’t take long for him to be hard, his sighs becoming heavier and longer than before, signaling he was slowly waking up.

it’s hard to take him in your mouth, having to leave out half of his dick because it didn’t fit, and stroking it with your hands. you suddenly hear a faint “fuck” and a hand pushing against the back of your covered head, but you look up to find him with his eyes closed, seemingly still asleep. you start bobbing your head up and down, hoping it would finally drive him awake so he could see the pretty sight before him.

he would always spend the rest of his day in a good mood whenever you woke him up like this, so it was no surprise to see the smirk on his face when he finally opened his eyes and lifted the covers to see you, hollowed out cheeks around his cock and tears swelling at the corners of your eyes.

“good morning, princess” his hand doesn’t leave your head, slightly pushing you to take him further down your throat, careless to the gagging sounds you made. “you look so pretty, all for me?”

“all for you, daddy” you whine, gasping for air when he finally lets you go. your hands keep the same relentless pace around his cock, slightly teasing the tip with your thumb until he bucked your hips under your touch.

“f-fuck-! don’t tease me” he slams your head down, hitting the back of throat in one smooth push, it’s almost too much for you. “breathe” he orders, calming voice telling you exactly what you had to do, and who were you to deny him?

“mmh!” you moan around him, sending pleasurable vibrations up his cock, making him shiver and shake his thighs as he came in your mouth. you did your best to swallow it all, but he came so much, a small bit slipped past the corners of your lips and down your chin.

“good girl” he praises, gathering the slick that dripped down your chin and pushing it into your mouth. you accepted his fingers with glee, smiling at him and licking away at his thumb.

“‘m your good girl?” you asked, and he gave you a reassuring hum, caressing the side of your face in affection.

“mm, so good, you deserve a reward” your eyes lit up at the words, it wasn’t often he would reward you.

“really?” you question when he sits up, gripping your thighs and lifting you with ease until your dripping cunt was hovering over his mouth.

“yeah” he says, hot breath fanning over your delicate heat, just enough to make you squirm. “want you to sit on my face, you’d like that, right?”

“please” is the only thing you can mutter before he forces your hips down on his mouth, licking and nipping at your inner thighs while you did your best to hold onto the headboard. “mattsun!”

he slaps your thigh and pulls you away. “that’s not my name” he says, panting for air, but still desperate to be back between your thighs.

“d-daddy!” his tongue circles around your clit, teasing the little nub and licking between your folds, gathering all your juices with his tongue. he looks up to you, pleased to see you’ve thrown your head back in ecstasy, glad to feel your hips bucking wildly against his face. just the sight he likes to see when he wakes up.

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[shunsuiken]

hi hello i have a fluffy req ft. oikawa 😳😳 spare headcanons pls where he and reader are a new couple 😴🤲🏻

omg yesyes of course!! thank u for requesting<33

oikawa and his s/o are a new couple.

OKAY SO you and kawa are dating and y’all are about three weeks in

by this time yall are holding hands in public and going out to convenience stores after school when hes free

or yknow how kawa stays at school to practise his serves cus hes such a hardworking bby that sometimes forgets to eat dinner ??

yeah so when you find out your mans is still dripping in sweat at 7pm you obviously march your way to the convenience store to buy him some food and water

you also like to buy extras just in case iwaizumi is still hanging around cus you also feel bad for the dude

oikawa also began clinging onto you during breaks and lunches, its his way of showing everyone that you’re his

like he does this so often that you don’t even bother to check who it is cus you already know its oikawa

“yeah dude i totally prefer-” then you’ll feel oikawa’s arms wrap around your shoulders, naturally catching his hand to hold

your friends love the dynamic you two have LMAO

sometimes he just cuddles his face into your neck, you still need some time to get used to this (depending on how comfy you are with physical touch)

if you’re still not used to it, it gets you flustered because you can feel his warm exhales on your neck and its just 🥴

if you’re used to it already, you’ll run your hands through his hair, hearing him sigh (dude its the cutest shit ever tf)

its almost like hes a cat

wait no-

n e ways

pros of dating oikawa: only you get to touch his hair and its so fucking soft

but obvi this rule doesn’t apply to iwa, makki and mattsun like those dudes will put him in a headlock and mess his hair up anytime anywhere

both of you also began to match up your outfits during dates as well

oikawa brought this up, like he was scrolling through a socmed platform (ig, twitter, whatever ya like) and hes looking through couplewear and his eyes literally sparkle

he definitely shares these clothing accounts to you through dm and goes “👀” then you’ll scroll through the account to see what they offer

“y/n-chan, we’re wearing these tomorrow” and with the message is a photo of the bright blue sweater that could pass as an official school uniform

and you’re like “what”

and hes like “i better see you wear it tomorrow 👀”

and the next day, you come to school wearing that bright blue sweater and oikawa is ecstatic when you arrive at school

he immediately calls iwaizumi to help him take photos of you and sometimes you pretend to not want to take photos just so you can see him pout

hes cute okay 🤕

iwaizumi is always the victim when it comes to taking photos of you and oikawa like hes always there to help out 💀💀

“HURRY UP SHITTYKAWA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR HAIR”

“SORRY THAT I CARE ABOUT MY HAIR, YOURS LOOKS LIKE A CACTUS, IWA-CHAN”

you’re kinda just in the middle of these idiots like 🧍🧍

you also have to refrain iwa from hurling your mans into space because with those guns of his..... he literally could

home dates also happen when both of you use up all your weekly allownaces 💀

smh oikawa prolly spent it all on his hair products and skincare

nothing sexc yet because yall are still new 😚

[lacharcutiere]

pregame songs (like for drinking, not games lol)

tings // alcohol consumption obvs, also sum wannabe fuckboys that are actually j losers 🤩 // listen to these songs, they’re GAS <3 i WOULD totally do a version of what songs they like to work out to but tbh a lot of my workout playlist is also my pregame playlist

also obvi they’re all aged up/timeskip lol

✯haikyū!! masterlist✯

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everywhere i go - hollywood undead

TERUSHIMA • HEAR ME OUT, iwaizumi • suna • SEMI lmao he does not hold back • HANAMAKI • kenma • SUGA, especially if he’s drunk • tendō

new workout plan - kanye

KUROO • OIKAWA • BOKUTO • ATSUMU • TERUSHIMA • ushijima • iwaizumi • kageyama • suga actually

the first five probably have, like, specific dance moves they do at that one part that’s like “it’s been a week without me n she feel week without me” pls it’s GAS

be like me - lil pump & lil wayne

ATSUMU • kita • DAISHŌ • KUROO (mostly just knows the song bc he and daishō will yell it in each other’s faces if it’s ever played while they’re in the same room) • oikawa • kenma • tsukishima

nice for what - drake

asahi (he will SCREAM the lyrics when he’s drunk) • kageyama • tsukishima • hear me out, aone • YAMAGUCHI he actually loves drake, knows every word to this song

waka/fefe (or anything 6ix9ine tbh)

terushima • SUGA • SUNA • matsukawa • sakusa, shockingly • iwaizumi (says he only listens to 6ix9ine ironically but he goes a little too hard for that to be believable) • ATSUMU • tendō, i can totally see him listening to 6ix9ine • oikawa but he only listens to fefe for nicki’s verse, as he should

world is spinning - dmad

OSAMU • akaashi • sakusa • ushijima • DAICHI • SUGA • kageyama, he only knows that one line that’s like “homie u can’t be us, whatchu talkin about?” but he screams it every time

body - tion wayne, russ millions, fivio foreign (& whoever else is on it lol)

TENDŌ • hear me out, yamaguchi • NISHINOYA • TANAKA • OIKAWA, for some reason only knows the lyrics when he’s drunk • TERUSHIMA & SUNA because you fucking know they both spend all their time on tiktok • kenma • kuroo (kenma showed him the song and now he randomly goes “ave you seen the state of ‘er boday” in a shitty british accent at all hours) • HINATA

kingpin - rl grime & big sean

DAICHI • IWAIZUMI • ushijima • hinata (doesn’t know the words but tries to look like he does and just says gibberish) • sakusa • lev (same as hinata)

i love it - kanye & lil pump

ARAN lmao he goes hard to this song • KAGEYAMA • MEIAN oh my god • futakuchi • kunimi • probably kuroo tbh

anything mc virgins

honestly pretty much all of them depending on how drunk they are, but especially: KUROO • terushima • SUGA • oikawa • both miyas • iwa actually • AND ASAHI, he knows all the words to like every song bruh • mattsun omg • KENMA he totally listens to them religiously, drunk or not • NOYA • TANAKA

pokémon trap remix

all of them, at varying levels of inebriation

i got bitches - slugga black

kiyoko

[elysianslove]

regarding ur question from like 2 weeks ago..i’m would request ur smau 'written in the stars' :DD i absolutely loved ur mattsun smau (& all ur other works obvi) but like yeah if ur up to it ofc

oh GOD MY SMAU 😨 I JUST DIPPED ON THAT FML JANSJDD i def should get back to it i had so much planned !!! also tysm ily <3

[underkita-archive]

respectfully, makki loves it when you wrap your arms around his neck and give him quick little kisses all over his face! he blushes and tries to suppress a smile but he can’t !! doesn’t even care if mattsun and iwa are over, he will put up with their teasing cuz he loves being showered in affection so much

i think icky yucky blatant pda w makki whenever ur around his friends would be the best, like obvi y'all love each other but there's nothing y'all love more than annoying ur friends,,, together <3

[undermattsun-archive]

bouta “bet u can’t smoke me out” my way into one of these skate rats dickies

[undermattsun-archive]

my hq type? “you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid” energy

[undermattsun-archive]

who would you want to fill the bucket for you to get in?

[undermattsun-archive]

skate rats as my fave post malone lyrics <3

idk i think ur just gonna see more of skate rats as fave lyrics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ n obvi these r just a few thank u posty for these prime lyrics

“i’ma put that bitch pussy in a motherfuckin’ body bag, so you know that i’m never ever coming back” (over now): ushi, osamu, kita, sakusa, suga

“didn’t know that was your girl when she gave me top, kicked her out the rolls said ‘thanks a lot’” (candy paint): tendou, semi, atsumu, kageyama, kyoutani

“and you can drop your panties, leave them shits at the door” (deja vu): bo, mattsun, aone, tanaka, noya

“and i’m stone cold with the flex, with my squad and i’m smokin’ up a check” (go flex): suna, kunimi

“so thank you for the grave, i needed me a place to sleep” (a thousand bad times): kenma, tsukki, taichi

“you stuck in the friend one, i tell that four-five the fifth” (psycho): makki, oikawa, teru, futakuchi

[undermattsun-archive]

hey miki,, what's your favourite haikyuu ship? (aside from the obvi otp that is miki x mattsun)

miki x kita <33 also miki x tendou,,,,,,, and oikage

[undermattsun-archive]

fuck it seijoh brainrot,,, what about oikawa, iwa, makki, mattsun, and kunimi (for the 5 characters thing)

get drunk with → makki make out with → kunimi date → iwa marry → mattsun (obvi) punch → oikawa

send me 5 chars